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LUNA MAGNETS

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Luna Magnets and the ponys of friendships. By Luna Magnets

I am Luna magnets and I am a alicorn. That means I have wings and a unnicorn horn and I am very powerffull. I am the most powerffull horse in Eqeusteria.

One day I was waking in ponytown with my sister princess Cellestea- Celasttia- Shirley. We were looking fot the my little ponys of friendships because magic is friendship and we needed friendship to beat the evil Nitemer Moon.

Nitwmar Moon is a bad alicorn who some people says is me but they are wrong because I am nice and not evil. I was walking with shirley wen we bumped into the friendship pony Pinky Pie.

HELLP PINKY PIE I said to her HOW ARE YOU

I AM VERY GOOD PRINCESS LUNA MAGNATS she said I HOPE UO ARE HAVING A GOOD DAY DP YOU WATN A PARTY

Pinky Pie loves parties because she is a pink pony and all pink ponys love to partaay!

NO THANK U PINKY PIE I said polightly I AM LOOKING FOR THE PONYS OF FRIENDSHIP TO STOP NITMER MOON

OH said pinky WHY DID'NT YOU SAY SO!

ME And pinky and shirley went to find twilight sperkal in her threehouse but i broke done crieing on the way becaus I am derpersed.

LUNA MAGNETS! cryed pinky WHATS WRONG!

OH PINKY I cryed sadly with tears I WAS IN SPACE FOr A MILLION YEARS AND HAD NO FRIENDS AND NOBODY EVER LOVED ME

Pinky pie cryed too OH LUNA MAGNETS! THATS SO SAD!

Then we wetn too see New Moon Sparkal.

Braking Dawn Sparkal was in her threehouse mixing potions for the evil xebra xecora She was doing it to make xecora nice and not eat Apelljake.

BELLA SPEKRLA!!! I said ITS ME LUNA MAGNETS

OH! shouted Edward Sperkal NOW MY MAGIC SPELL IS MESSD UP! THANK YOU VERY MUCH- OH! LUNAMAGNETD! I DID NOT NOW IT WAS YOU. I AM SORRY FER BEING RUDE

ITS OKAY JACOB SPARKLE I said INEED YOURE HELP TO BEAT NIGHTMA MUN AND BRING BACK THE STONES OF HARMONY

Vampire srpeke clapped her hands in happyniss OH LUNA MAGNETS I WUD LOVE TO GO! IALWAYS WANTED TO BEE YOUR FRIEND

She did not now it at the time but that was the frist clue to unloking the secrewts of harmonie!

LETS GO! I said

Just then a dinosaur jumped out of the bushs! It was Spik! HELLO SPICKE I said happilty. Spiek went red. I new he had a crush on me but he was to imbaressed to say so

HELLP LUNA MAGNETS MY LOVE WILL YOU BE SAFE ON YOUR TRAVELS

I DO NOT NOW SIKPE I said politely I MUST B BRAVE

THERE IS NO ONE BRAVRE THAN YOU said Stephanie Sprekal.

I AM NOT BRAVE I said derpersedly I AM PATATIK!

Spoke almost cryed their and then. OH LUNA MAGNETS he said DONT CRY

I WILL BE OK I said I SPENT A HUNDRED YEARS ON THE MOON AND I AM STRONG

then we went to see Applejake!

APPLE JAKE I said! WERE ARE YOU!

EEYUP said Steve Jobs

HELLO I said. I AM LOOKING FOR APPLE JAKE TO FIND THE MAGIC OF HERMIONE

SHES OVER IN THE BARN WITH RAINBOW DISH I went to see NO! DONT GO IN siad steve

I opened the the door and APPLJAKE AND RAYNBOH DISH WHERE KISSING!!!!!!!11!

OMG!! I shotued agrily RANBOW DISH YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!

RANVOW Dsih screamed OH NO! LUNA MAGNETS! II DID NOT EXPECT TO SE YOU HEAR!!

I was very uspet. I had to run away. I ran into the neverfree woods by mistake.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA! laufhed an evil laufh. I AM NIGTMAR MOAN! AND YOU HAVE ENTERED MY LaNDS YOU FOAL! NOW YOU WILL PAY YOU FOAL! I WILL HURT YOU YOU FOAL!

OH NO! I shouted FRIENDS I NEED YOU!

YOURE FRIEDNS DONY LIIKE YOU LUNA MAGNETS said Nitmer Moon No ONE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm!surprised!you're!still!reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES! shoted NITmeat Moon I AM THE WINNER OF THE LANDS OF HERMIONE! NOW I WILL DESTROY THE MY LITTLE POINES OF FRIENDSHIP

I could not take it any more. TAKE THIS I said.

I shot a cannon out of my horn!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Seriously!I!probably!would!have!given!up!by!now!Good!show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I binished her!

NO! she yelled I AM NOT DEAD YOU CANNOT DEFEET ME ALONE! AND YO WILL NEVER HAVE FRIENDS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I!think!my!shift!key!is!about!to!break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DThen she disappered.

When Eclipse Sprekla and Pinky pie and Shirley and Applejake and Ragcloth Dish found me they brout me home.

To be continued......................?!

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING CHAPTER OF LUNA MAGNETS AND THE POYNS OF FRIENDSHIP by LUNA MAGNETS!!

(G-Pony: See? Wasn't that fantastic?)
The all powerful Luna Magnets is here to wow you with her immense reserve of wit, style and literary genius. I only dream of one day matching her incredible work with that of my own. Oh, Olympian dreams, shall you ever be so?

Luna Magnets is an Alicorn who meets the ponies of friendship in Ponytown. There she gets up to some CRAAZY hijinks! Oh, that Luna Magnets!

(This is an inside joke, btw.)
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DizzyOdd's avatar
This reminds me a lot of the My Immortal fanfic. Was this intentional?